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[Hamsters] Oh
[Hamster 1] Did you hear that?
[Hamster 2] Hey everybody, Santa's here!
[Hamster 3] Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus.
[Hamster 2] There is, too, man!
[Hamsters] He's here!
[Red] Ho, Ho, Ho… Merry Christmas!
[Hamster 1] Aw shit, it's Red Peters!
[Red] C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here. We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song
[Hamster 3] Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
[Hamster 2] Yeah, no way
[Red] Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks
[Hamsters] Okay, Okay
[Red]
Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me
Forget about all that teasing
We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
Cause it's that jolly season
I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
That's only Santa's business
He's making his list and he's checking it twice.
[All] Holy shit, it's Christmas!
[Hamsters]
Santa comes just once a year
Just like you, Red. That's what we hear
He's got a soft spot for reindeer
Especially Rudolph's derierre
[Red]
Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday
Go on, give Santa a big kiss
You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh
[All] Holy shit, it's Christmas!
[Red] Hey what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone seen my lyrics?
[Hamster 1] Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red. We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas?
[Hamster 3] Yeah sure, I know my part
[Hamster 2] Yeah me too
[Red] Well that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs
[Godfried] Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse after drinking all the eggnog (Is that necessary)
[Bruce] Camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two squashing off a yule log (Godfried)
[Raleigh] He wandered in his undies all over the house but we minded our own business
[Hamsters] 'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube.
[All] Holy shit, it's Christmas!
[Red]
Santa comes just once a year.
Up the chimney he'll disappear.
[Hamsters]
Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
Hamster deliveries in the rear
[Red]
Gimme those lyrics
Roastnuts chestin' on an open fire
Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
While the parson gave him a hand… what?
The sleigh came down and took him away
The whole damn crowd was dismissed
[All]
It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay
Holy shit, it's Christmas
Holy shit, it's Christmas
Holy shit! It's Christmas!
Transcripteur : mds75
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